Latest updates from the MCC Tour – 1st Test: Ahmedabad

(London – 17th November) By virtue of the latest in modern technology, this electric telegraph has just arrived from our man in India:

MCC ALL OUT 191 STOP NOW FOLLOWING ON STOP DEPLORABLE COLLAPSE STOP BELL PARTICULARLY CRETINOUS CHIPPING FIRST BALL LONG OFF STOP HANGING MATTER STOP TRYING TO DROWN SORROWS BUT GUJARAT DRY STATE STOP SEND DOZEN CASES CHAMPAGNE IMMEDIATELY PREFERABLY MOET STOP

We’ll have more from our own correspondent in Ahmedabad as and when it comes in.

 

 

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